it's new years eve
and everyone’s probably out partying like “SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!” and i’m at home on tumblr like “SNACKS SNACKS SNACKS SNACKS SNACKS SNACKS, EVERYBODY!” goood times.
listen to Fall Out Boy
cry over their perfection
disloyalorderof: “i miss you so much” i whisper as i scroll through the Fall Out Boy tag
i will never get tired of Fall Out Boy. ever.
masturbatewithacheesegrater: Fall out boy taught me how to spell hiatus
Mom- "Well, if you got off the internet and did... →
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Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "I'M SEXY AND I KNO-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "LAST FRIDAY NI-"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRA-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*